Jakob's big word of the day: constipatedness.
Oh? You've never heard of constipatedness?
It is the word of the day that he loves.
While sitting in the powder room for an intolerable amount of time, playing his DS, barely able to breath because of the stench he is personally responsible for, he yells out: "Mommy, I am master of constipatedness. I get 2000 constipatedness points.
Mommy, I'm just kidding, there really isn't a contest."