How I spend a PD day.
8:30am: I have pictures taken of me on the toilet by Jakob.
11:00am: Jakob and his friend plot how to destroy the house and render me insane.
11:16am: Jakob and friend wonder whether it would be fun to pee on me. NOOOOO! I scream and feed them pop corn as a distraction.
11:55am: Kick Jakob and friend out of kitchen demanding silence and that they play gameboy, giving me a chance to work on a project I had promised my brother over a month ago.
1:00pm: Feed kids lunch.
1:30pm: Take kids to friend's parents' house and go to No Frills.
Now I am home, it's 3pm and the house is quiet. I kind of want a drink.
For my brother: