Ex-son: Mom, have you gained weight?
Me: Why yes I did. In fact I gained SIX POUNDS OVER MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND living on cake and wine. Thank you for noticing, I love you, do I look like I've gained weight?
Ex-son: Yes but now you're even more cuddly!
He's a spinner, that 8 year old.
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2 comments:
Getting rid of your son?
I know a couple in Alberta who are experts in adoption.
Great! It's right up there with Owen telling me that I would be smaller if I simply lost some weight. Thanks kid!!!
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