Thursday, April 22, 2010

Ex-son: Mom, have you gained weight?

Me: Why yes I did. In fact I gained SIX POUNDS OVER MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND living on cake and wine. Thank you for noticing, I love you, do I look like I've gained weight?

Ex-son: Yes but now you're even more cuddly!

He's a spinner, that 8 year old.


Anonymous said...

Getting rid of your son?
I know a couple in Alberta who are experts in adoption.

Samantha said...

Great! It's right up there with Owen telling me that I would be smaller if I simply lost some weight. Thanks kid!!!