Since you're staying home from camp today, I've left you a few chores to do, should take 15-20 minutes.
Changing Brain: Oh ... what.
Nothing much, unload the dishwasher, load the dirty dishes and then wash whatever doesn't go in the dishwasher.
CB: What do you mean wash.
Ummm...fill the sink with hot water, not so hot you burn yourself, add dish soap...
CB: What do you mean dish soap?
The soap you wash the dishes with.
CB: Yeah, I don't know what that is. Okay, I better let you go because this is going to take a lot longer than 15 minutes.
Oh wait, I also want you to put all your dirty clothes into the baskets in my room, and then carry them down to the basement.
CB: What? Oh....(groan)....okay, I've gotta go.
Changing brain is turning 13 tomorrow - how can he not know what dish soap is?