Man it's hot outside. Good day to come home and christen the air condition unit - I can just imagine how wonderful the cold blast of air is going to feel. After all, it's 34* outside but feels like 43* and I lost 5 pounds in fluid just walking to pick Satchel up from camp.

But oh wait, it doesn't WORK. Our brand new, upgraded, over-priced air conditioning unit doesn't work - because you just KNOW the idiots didn't even bother to test it after it was installed.

Paul called John, John said to check fuses and to call him back after Paul got home and checked things out in a manly guy way.